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Arkansas-LSU is so chilly the gamers are ingesting broth on the sidelines

The frozen tundra is generally related to the Inexperienced Bay Packers and Lambeau Discipline, however this week it may be transferred to Donald W. Reynolds Stadium in Fayetteville.

At kickoff at present, the excessive was 41 levels, which is REALLY FREAKING COLD.

Earlier than you ask, sure I’m a Southerner and sure I’m from Florida.

Arkansas and LSU is presently being performed within the frigid climate referred to as ‘November soccer’, and I’m undecided if both group was actually ready. Earlier than the sport, groundskeeping crews at Arkansas tried to thaw out the sphere utilizing the sprinklers, as a result of the sprinklers put out heat water.

The Tigers and Razorbacks are nonetheless making an attempt to regulate to enjoying within the freezing hell referred to as ‘November soccer’. The Tigers are doing the extraordinarily Southern technique of ingesting each sizzling liquid recognized to man on the sideline, together with rooster broth, which brings up so many questions.

My first query, clearly, is how are they getting this rooster broth? Is there some graduate assistant down beneath the stadium cooking up a witches brew of rooster broth, then wheeling it out to the sideline? Have they got a participant’s aunt making rooster broth on the sideline, as a result of that’s the one broth I wish to drink.

My subsequent query is which courageous soldier blended all three with some Powerade? I’m not saying it could be good however it could provide the shot of power that you just want and also you get all of your nutritional vitamins in there too. It’s like a heat preworkout, ought to provide you with all of the power you want. If sufficient folks learn this story I’ll make the witches brew of espresso, rooster broth, sizzling chocolate and Powerade.

Soccer is all about adapting to outlive, and LSU appears to be adapting nicely to the frozen wasteland.



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